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Posted by Hammerer on 10/07/05 19:03
"Angrie.Woman" <Angrie.Woman@ggmail.com> wrote in message
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> Hammerer wrote:
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> > "Christy" <christy@netease.net> top-posted
> > in message news:di4kcc02uil@enews2.newsguy.com...
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> >>"Hammerer" <hammerer@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:4345b9cb$0$49009$14726298@news.sunsite.dk...
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> >>>"Christy" <christy@netease.net> wrote in message
> >>>news:di3sk3021m3@enews2.newsguy.com...
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> >>>>Downloading from winmx, is it illegal?
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> Sure is, Chris! If they catch you, they'll tear you a
> >>> new arse. Don't worry, though - it would perhaps
> >>> be an improvement on the old one. Hey! Just teasing!
> >>>
> >>
> >>my ass is very nice thank you... =)
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> >
> > Great, Chrost! Statistics show that those who have very nice
> > asses, thank you, receive much shorter sentences when convicted
> > of using illegal P2P programs! Those lawyers and judges are such
> > preverts . . . . which is a good thing, in your case.
> >
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> I'll vouch for that. Wear your hair up, a nice navy suit, with a
> skirt above the knee. Pumps that are just a hair over sensible.
>
I appreciate the advice, but I think that if *I* turned up turned-out like
that, I'd face a 20-year stretch down the stripey hole. If there's one thing
the British judicial system can't stand, it's transvestisism. Apparently.
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