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Posted by Hammerer on 10/14/22 11:38
"Darkstar" <someone@nowhere.com> whined
in message news:hAUCf.1631$Nv2.921@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>
> "Hammerer" <hammerer@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:43db5885_3@x-privat.org...
> >
> > "Terry" <kilowatt@charter.net> wrote in message
> > news:1138417531.004794.268970@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> Another request American Greeting
> >>
>
> > "Terry", kilowatt?! You want an "American Greeting"?! Strange
> > request - but I'll do my best. Here goes. {Ahem} .............
> > "Haaii theyaaarr, kilo-waaaaat! How ya doin', buddy! Waaahl,
> > sheee-it, ah'll be a son-of-a-gun but it's real swell ta see ya,
theyaaarr,
> > kilo, doood! Sheee-it! Yeee-haah! Let's baaaamb the sheee-it outa
somethin'!"
> > Etc., etc., etc.
> > PS
> > I'm not a real American, just in case anyone mistakes me for
> > the real thing.
> >
>
> STFU Redcoat Bastard!
>
Hey! Fartstar is back! Again! And what manner of humourless, whiney,
soul-dead, illiterate delights has he got in store for me THIS time? Go,
Fartrats, go!!!
>
> No real American uses the word baaamb in the
> same sentence with, shit out of something.
>
Noooooo!!! Reeeeaally?! Bless my ten toes, but I never knew that! Well well
well. Just shows you how much *I* know, eh?! Hooo-wee. No real American uses
the word baaamb in the same sentence with, shit out of something. Yep - I'll
have to remember that. Thanks for the heads-up, Farts! Cheers, mate!
>
> Unless, of course, you were to you bring your limey ass over here.
>
Hmm. I see. So what you're saying is that if I were to "bring my limey ass
over there" then that would somehow cause real Americans to use the word
baaamb in the same sentence with, shit out of something? Mmm. Can't say I
can see how, or why that eventuality would occur, Splatfart, but don't think
I don't appreciate the sentiment, or the hard work that obviously went into
it. Oh yes.
>
> In that case, we'll be happy to indulge, and bam the
> holy shit out of you, and take your lunch money..
>
I certainly hope you're not trying to imply that you'd attempt to indulge in
some sort of horrific sexual escapade involving involuntary anal intercourse
against my good self, Shaftfart. And, what's worse, robbing me afterwards.
You *do* realise that this is the sort of stereotypical behaviour that
unkind Europeans very often lambast and/or satirize in newsgroups, don't
you? Yes.
>
> Yeeha and all that, Mate.You chip eatin prick ya.
>
Well; I must say it's great to see that all those people who say Americans
are xenophobic hysterics who aren't in touch with their anger are all wrong!
Super!
>
> Now go away!
>
Chance would be a fine thing . . . . . . eh, Fartprat? Hey! Tell you what! I
*will* go away! To another place! Yes!
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On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 02:02:22 GMT, Darkstar wrote
(in alt.music.mp3.winmx),
Message-ID: <O6m%e.6359$vw6.1667@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net>
.. . . the following "pearl of wisdom" . . .
"You are truly a fucking dick. I almost wish WinMX would go away just so you
would. You troll this ng like a viper just waiting for someone to expose
some: any weakness just so you can spout some sophomoric vitriole at them.
Some posters apologise before they even ask their questions. As if they
should have to feel ashamed that some drunken sot of a UK twit, finished
with the usual football hooliganism, may stagger back from the pub after
quaffing countless Guinness ales at room temperature no less, and singing
the bricklayer song one time too many and a bit too loud for enjoyment of
anyone unfortunate enough to be within earshot. Ashamed that they have not
perused the vast archives of this newsgroup for a glimmer of the problem
they are currently facing.
Why not throw a bone once in awhile hammerer? Why not give a reasonable
answer?
Maybe you should relocate to a "God save the Queen" newsgroup where you
could admonish and entertain other twits as self immersed as yourself, in
the merits of continued British imperialism in Northen Ireland. Better yet,
why not just go to the next Orangeman Parade through the neighborhoods of
Belfast and throw your stones directly at the objects of your disdain and
derision.
Go away british twit!"
.. . . . Insane, or just bitter?! YOU decide!
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