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Posted by gcarras@aol.com on 02/03/06 07:18
GOOD.>uh..VIJBRATORS: CORONA MAN VS BEACH BOYZ
DATELINE A 35-year old man from Nashville, Tennesesse, based since the
1980s in Corona, California, by the name of Steven P.Bosell, of B and B
Construction Corporation, has sued The Beach Boys because of the sexual
nature of their 1966 million dollar tune, I"M TAKING UP GOOD
VIBRATIONS. Listening to it, he is sexually aroused and has to
masturbate whilste fantasising about Annette Funicello, and imagining
himself to be a jet-set version of the Beach Boys. "Ah gets up lit at
naht, and play wid mahserlf, and mah wife (her name is April), wakes
up, sees mer,gets mad that I am NTO sleepwalking, and says she is
shcoked to see me masturbate, and ah admits that ah am doing it to my
thinking of Annette, she gives me good vibrations because of the Beach
boys.s a Result, I was nearly DIVORCED by April, and my attorney,
Ms.Delores Blasingame (Riverside, California), is assisting my filing
of this lawsuit against Miss April Bosell on the following
grounds--alienation, accusiations of m,e not staying put & MAHNDIN' HER
OWN BEESWAX". Steve, who's a frequent guerst on radio star Phil
Hendrie's show, (along with Ted Bell, Bobbiwe DOoley,and Justin McElroy
among other guests notables) has filed such suits regularly, that's why
he oft-comes on ther.e He says that an earlier song almost got him as
aroused-California girls but this takes the cake."I get good
vibrations, yeah yeha, fromAnnette and Hayley, I masturbate t o teenage
girls"., When he says that,"I get kicked outta my house by my wife,
April Bosell." Cases are pending.
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