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Posted by Jesse on 10/11/14 11:39
CQ <me@privaoy.net> wrote in
news:Xns97659D6CB23Eewrfdgrstnetaakeanfk@140.99.99.130:
> Hi my name is CQ
Hiya CQ. MY name is Jesse and I'm a (secretly <wink wink>) gay cowboy
looking for some fun.
I've been thrown out of everywhere else where I've gone looking for some
good cocks to suck so now I'm reduced to hanging around on usenet where
nobody likes me.
Come to think of it, nobody likes me anywhere I go.
> and heres my question.
Ooh, don't make it too hard. I really suck at hard things. 'speshully
hard cocks. <giggle>
> I have been trying to download an Ipod for 2 weeks now on emule.
Oh, please, don't talk about mules. It makes me all googly thinking
about them and their big mule dicks, you know what I mean?
If you want to play with me and some mules, why don't you come up to
Detroit sometime and we can all have a wank and a push.
> It has been 99.9% complete for the last 9 days.
I know, CQ. I have the same problem with my easynews account sometimes.
Everytime I go to the really good child porn and gay porn groups I just
can't get enough of the stuff there. I download every single picture in
the gay porn groups and still can't get it up all the way.
My wife says I'm 99.9% complete asshole, but she just doesn't understand
me. No woman ever could. Give me a good man anytime.
Anytime. <giggle>
> I sit here staring at the cumputer screen for hours and days on end
> waiting for it to get done,
Oh really, we are so much alike. I sit here staring at my screen for
hours too. Of course, I always have pictures of some well hung stud to
gaze at on the screen.<giggle>
My wife keeps banging on the cellar door yelling "C'mon JESSE, hurry up
down there and come eat your Kraft Dinner!" but she just doesn't
understand this yearning I have for some man meat....or boy meat....or
even mule meat.
> but that last 1 tenth seems hung up or something :(
I can't help you with that, CQ. I have so many hang-ups of my own I
can't deal with yours. Damn, how I wish that I was only one tenth hung-
up though. These homo-erotic fantasies I can't get out of my head are
taking up 9 tenths of my life, not 1 tenth.
> Has this happened to anyone else, and what can I do to finally finish
> my dl and start listening to some groovy MP3's ?
Oh damn. You are talking about music? Shit, man, I thought you were
talking about groovy gay porn. What the hell? You use p2p to get
something aside from porn? What's the matter with you people anyway?
While I'm here, though, could you answer one question for me, CQ? Could
you tell me how I can get this "Owned by CQ" tatoo off my forehead? My
kids laugh at me everytime they see it.
Well, come to think of it, my kids laugh at me all the time anyway.
See ya around, CQ. Thanks for listening to me babble. You really are a
good guy. <giggle>
--
Jesse
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