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Posted by Kantdatecha Man on 10/11/05 07:35
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:f32b8515c8114d45a27e49058c141632@comp.os.linux.advocacy.nipples...
> George Hammond, <ghammond1@earthlink.net>, the lathery, mind-bogglingly
> stupid fatso, and male hermit, prattled:
>
> > On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:53:08 -0600, CosmicSmartAss
> > <katiesucks@cosmicfool.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >>> I don't know what it is, but I can tell you that George wants you to
> >>> believe:
> >>>
> >>> A) He has invented something that does not exist.
> >>
> >> A college diploma?
> >
> > [Hammond]
> >
> > CURRICULUM VITAE
> >
> > GEORGE HAMMOND
> >
> > B.S. Physics 1964, Worcester Polytechnic Institute
> > Worcester MA, USA (Deans List)
> > M.S. Physics 1967, Northeastern University,
> > Boston MA, USA
> > Ph.D. Candidate and Teaching Fellow in Physics, 1967-68
> > Northeastern Univ. Boston MA
> > Note: Studied Relativity under Prof. Richard Arnowitt
> > at N.U. who is presently Distinguished Professor
> > of Physics at TAMU
>
> Ok, but have you ever been employed?
Aren't you currently self-employed?
>
> --
> Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.
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