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Posted by W????n on 03/23/06 04:28
"Chrome Boy" <AccroxR@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> The Paint Can
>
> A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The vicar told them, "We have
> special requirements for new parishioners.
> You must abstain from sex for one whole month."
> The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the Church.
> When the vicar ushers them into his office, the wife is crying, and the
> husband is obviously very depressed.
> "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" he inquired.
> "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from
> sex
> for the required month," the young man replied sadly.
> The vicar asked him what happened.
> "Well, the first week was difficult.
> However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.
> The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to
> abstain.
> However, the third week was unbearable.
> We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep
> our
> minds off carnal thoughts.
> One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
> When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way
> with her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly.
> "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated
> the vicar.
> "We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome at B &
> Q, either.
>
>
LOL.
But WTH is B & Q??
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