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Posted by That crazy guy down the street on 03/23/06 04:38
"W????n" <???????@???????.gov> wrote in message
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> "Chrome Boy" <AccroxR@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:dvq3r2$1pi$1@nwrdmz01.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
>> The Paint Can
>>
>> A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The vicar told them, "We
>> have
>> special requirements for new parishioners.
>> You must abstain from sex for one whole month."
>> The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the
>> Church.
>> When the vicar ushers them into his office, the wife is crying, and
>> the
>> husband is obviously very depressed.
>> "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" he inquired.
>> "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
>> from sex
>> for the required month," the young man replied sadly.
>> The vicar asked him what happened.
>> "Well, the first week was difficult.
>> However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.
>> The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed
>> to
>> abstain.
>> However, the third week was unbearable.
>> We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to
>> keep our
>> minds off carnal thoughts.
>> One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
>> When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my
>> way
>> with her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly.
>> "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
>> stated
>> the vicar.
>> "We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome
>> at B &
>> Q, either.
>>
>>
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> LOL.
>
> But WTH is B & Q??
>
Barb and Queue. She's the lady that cooks everything at the company
cookouts, while you stand in line to get it.
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