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Posted by Gunther Gloop on 03/25/06 21:44
salesguy wrote:
>> For a similar/ same-in-reverse reason, I hate that fat purple
>> dinosaur, Barney. He spends his time brainwashing doe-eyed children,
>> having them chant over and over "I love you, you love me..." until
>> it sticks and kids rush off to nag their parents to buy the
>> schoolbag. Well, why _should_ we love Barney, other than because he tells
>> us
>> that he is in favour of "love"?
>> His tactic is to make it impossible not to love Barney so that
>> everyone who does not love Barney is automatically a freak of nature
>> because Barney is "For Love".
>> ..."Mark that kid -he doesn't love Barney! There's gonna be trouble I
>> tells ya!"
>>
> Don't diss the Barnster!!!!
>
> My 4 year old will smack you down!!!
>
See. 4 years old and the poor kid is brainwashed.
In all those kids' shows you might remember from your childhood -did any of
them demand you love them in a sing-along Hare Krishna-like chant over and
over and over again?
Of _course_ the poor child has turned. It's the Children of the Corn -don't
you see it!?
There is probably an inbuilt self-destruct codeword that will be broadcast
in another 20 - 30 years time, causing his legions of grown-up sleepers
to... well... only then will we know the true plan The Almighty Purple One
has in store for the planet. By then it'll be too late of course. :^./
-Kevin.
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