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Posted by brianlambisretared on 10/06/77 11:44
all are brian lamb
the newsgroup troll
jubi...@wizzards.net
jubile...@charter.net
jubi...@kletca.com
buffyv...@charter.net
kantic...@charter.net
80s...@charter.net
kantic...@msn.com
"Dark Buffy" <buffyv...@charter.net>
http://tinyurl.com/87bhz
http://store.kletca.com/bionicsix/index.html
About Us : Name: Jubilation Lee Email:
kantic...@charter.net
All are Brian Lamb.
http://kletca.com/index3.html
http://store.kletca.com/index.html
Check that site out to see old Brian selling his crap
on line. And
when he goes on for 1000 words about 'selling' videos
you just say
"Fuck you Hypocrite".
Check out what old Crazy Brian is Selling He-man for:
"He-Man and the MOTU (includes Live Action Movie +
Secret of the
Sword) $115. NTSC VHS"
Once again... "Fuck you Hypocrite".
Note: Old Brian pulled "He-Man" off his site. Guess
those e-mails to
the copyright holders helped out!
Stupid fuck is still selling Bionic Six..now on DVD!
#1987B6DVDR1987
for $60.50 USD.
http://store.kletca.com/bionicsix/index.html (Just
click "add to
cart" to see the price).
On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 08:31:50 -0800, "Buffy Summers"
<buffyv...@charter.net> wrote:
"Thank you for your support of Phantasie Media and the
website
http://www.kletca.com which BTW, I co-run but are not
listed anywhere
on that site..... Thank you for making us money".
http://store.kletca.com/faqstore.html
Q: What is you Business Phone number, in case I need
to reach you or
have further questions?
A: I can be reached @ (541)850-2405. Please restrict
usage of this
line to non-threatening, non-abusive, emergency phone
calls only.
If it is something not already covered by this FAQ,
then feel free to
give me a call.
Yeah... give old Brian a call with your questions!
><buffyv...@charter.net> wrote:
>>these people have no lives outside of their computer
and do not do anything besides flame
>>(well, attempt to flame) others. No job + No career
+ a Computer + Unlimited
>>free time = someone that you don't want to trade
with.
Funnybook replied with:
"Your insights are keen and accurate, John, but
lacking your
linguistic flair, I have instead compiled all of the
posts that BS has
made to this group just this year. Today is April
25th, the 106th day
of the year, and we find that BS has posted here 451
times in 2005...
more than four BS posts per day, on average, and the
vast majority of
them long-winded tirades, unprovoked animosity, lies,
excuses,
denials, and childish tantrums.
In my 100 column display, the text file of all the BS
posts comes to
just over 16,000 lines. Being extremely generous by
knocking off half
that number as quoted replies, we are left with 8,000
lines, and being
further generous by discounting another 2000 lines as
blank carriage
returns, we are left with 6,000 lines of pure BS.
Six thousand lines multiplied by 100 characters per
line equals
600,000 characters typed... over a half-million
characters of pure BS!
Just imagine the time it took to turn out all this BS.
At one keystroke per second, six hundred thousand
keystrokes equals
10,000 minutes, which equals 166 hours, which equals
seven days of BS!
That's a full week of pure BS, every second of every
day and night!
Yes, just this year the citizens of our otherwise
pleasant
neighborhood have put on rubber boots and carefully
picked our way
through one solid week of pure BS, scattered across
451 piles, er,
posts, and it's only April! By year's end, we will no
doubt have
endured an entire month of this BS! If one were to
give it much
thought, one would have to wonder how a single person
could turn out so much BS. The answer is obvious,
provided at the top
of this post:
No job + No career + a Computer + Unlimited free time
= BS!
Every village has its idiot; in our village, we call
our idiot BS."
Funnybook replied with:
Poor little Kantica Dark Buffy Summers.
Seeing this horse's ass parade around this group,
using several
identities
while loudly denying it, attacking anyone at any time
for any imagined
reason
(only to do the same things himself a week later),
typing up enormous,
time-consuming tirades that fall on deaf ears, and
then switching
identities
and replying to his own tirades with temper tantrums,
is like...
well... it's like...
.... it's like seeing a monkey masturbating when you go
to the zoo.
http://www.sff.net/people/jeanlamb/
Brian:
Currently 18 years old, about to graduate from high
school, and more
importantly to me, about to move out into his own
apartment. Computer
addict, Nintendo player, budding writer.
Going to get that first million words done a long time
before I did
mine. Ultimate ambition: game designer/script writer.
To quote brian:
"If you don't stop emailing my Mother post haste, I
will be forced to
print up all of YOUR Harrassing emails, fax them to
the Harsburg, ILL
Police, and have THEM areest YOU. If the Klamath Falls
Police can
arrest me, by Gum by Golly and BY GOD Your's can and
will arrest you
for the exact same thing. Be afraid, be very afraid"
>I thought you weren't Brian?
I never said that I wasn't
brian mom email let her know what her son is up to
tlambs1...@charter.net
Kantica22@Kletca.com wrote:
> > I like it, but he will need to improve his rant to pull the votes.
>
> Good Lord Almighty (no, not "you").
> You quite literally get handed your Ass on a Golden Platter, already
> Pre-fu**ed, and yet, you "learn" NOTHING from the experience and continue as
> if "nothing at all" has happened.
> I guess I was right about "you" in my first assumption, and THAT just
> "confirmed" my suspicions. His "physical body" might be dead (due to just
> the right combination of my actions, my rapid inaction, and his own mind)
> but Good Lord in Heaven: "You" ARE Channeling quite well Jonathan
> Chickenshit Herroine (aka Jonathan Herron, Jonathon Herron, "probably"
> Charlie Herron, and possibly a whole list of "others" that not even I know
> about as of yet).
> Okay, now that WE all know THAT little piece of information, whatever is
> "left" of the "host" body needs to tell HIM to get the He** out of "their"
> body and go back to Hell itself (where HE duly belongs) before what I helped
> made happen to his "original body" happens to 'them" as well.
> These things tend to happen in steps: "You've" JUST proven beyond any
> reasonable doubt that you have the "spirit" and now, just like that, the
> "mind" as well. Good Luck with what tends to come "next", that is, IF there
> is any of "you" still in there.
> Jonathan, you need to shut up and leave "their" body alone. Believe me; I've
> killed you before I can kill you again, and I highly doubt YOUR "current"
> host body will really be very much appreciative when THEY wind up, through
> your fault and mine, before St. Peter themselves and all you are (at that
> point) is sent directly back to Hell to "try, try again".
> Look, there is hardly a "kid" alive or dead who didn't, in some part, grow
> up on "Looney Tunes". We ALL quite likely remember the cartoon where
> Yosemite Sam, through Bugs Bunny's "fault", was sent to a very cartoonish
> (even for then) "Hell", only to come back to try, try again to do a "Mirror
> Effect" to various different yet exactly-the-same "Bugs Bunny".
> Too bad for you I have THAT entire plot memorized and I'm telling you now I
> see YOU coming like a Mother-trucker and it simply WON'T WORK.
> Go away now and, besides the harm already dealt to you, Jonathan Chickenshit
> Herroine, no further harm will come to "innocent civilians".
> You want to fight you "gut it up" for once in your life + death and try and
> take me LIKE A MAN. Feel free to "come get me" anytime you wish in whatver
> "form" you wish to TRY: Poltergeist, Demon, Vampire, Zombie, Mummy, "other"
> Undead, Infected Toe/FingerNail, or whatever you "feel" like trying, but for
> God's Sake, man, leave the "innocent civilians" ALONE.
> I'm telling this here and now, that, since a>I know You're "here", b>I know
> how to deal with "you", a + b = c>my, my, my, you're only going to make
> you're "Eternal Punishment" that much WORSE when your "plan" fails time
> after time after time after time, but I mean, even "Yosemite Sam" got the
> hint and settled down to his "Fate" eventually:
> May the Force Be With You, Jonathan.
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