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Posted by One-Shot Scot on 11/13/05 07:09
_The Jeff Foxworthy Show - The Complete First Season_ (1995) is selling for
$5.50 in the Wal-Mart bargain dump. But Amazon still has it listed for
$$26.96 -- far more than I would have paid for it.
I had forgotten how much I enjoy redneck humor. You might be a Redneck if:
The FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.
Your brother-in-law is both your uncle and your grandfather.
Your parents met at a family reunion.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
The people on the Jerry Springer show remind you of your neighbors.
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!"
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000274TMQ/104-9375755-6670361?v=glance&n=130&s=dvd&v=glance
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