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Posted by dvdremover on 11/22/05 05:24
What to do if you get a DVD for Christmas.
1. You know that whoever gave it to you wants you to get VD, (venereal
disease), so the first thing to do it punch them in the face.
2. Take a hammer and immediately beat the DVD until its at least 25
pieces.
3. Build a large fire and burn the pieces from the damn thing, being
careful not to inhale the toxic, radioactive smoke.
4. Wash you hands carefully using a strong detergent to remove any
radioactive waste.
5. Find the asshole that gave you that DVD and beat the fuck out of
them one more time for causing you all that trouble.
Note: If someone also gives you a DVD playing machine, immediately cut
the cord off of it, wrap the cord around the neck of that person that
gave it to you and hang them with the cord. Once they are hanging, be
sure to plug the cord into an outlet so insure they die.
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