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Posted by Fay on 11/23/05 00:16
dvdremover@~~~~~~~~~~.com wrote in
news:ula5o1tecbueer0ocv9278eap29tjfopcc@4ax.com:
> What to do if you get a DVD for Christmas.
>
> 1. You know that whoever gave it to you wants you to get VD, (venereal
> disease), so the first thing to do it punch them in the face.
>
> 2. Take a hammer and immediately beat the DVD until its at least 25
> pieces.
>
> 3. Build a large fire and burn the pieces from the damn thing, being
> careful not to inhale the toxic, radioactive smoke.
>
> 4. Wash you hands carefully using a strong detergent to remove any
> radioactive waste.
>
> 5. Find the asshole that gave you that DVD and beat the fuck out of
> them one more time for causing you all that trouble.
>
> Note: If someone also gives you a DVD playing machine, immediately cut
> the cord off of it, wrap the cord around the neck of that person that
> gave it to you and hang them with the cord. Once they are hanging, be
> sure to plug the cord into an outlet so insure they die.
>
>
My daughter has ask for the TV series "24". Should I not buy them for her?
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