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Posted by dvdremover on 11/23/05 01:34
On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 00:16:46 -0000, Fay <Fay@nospam.net> wrote:
>dvdremover@~~~~~~~~~~.com wrote in
>news:ula5o1tecbueer0ocv9278eap29tjfopcc@4ax.com:
>
>> What to do if you get a DVD for Christmas.
>>
>> 1. You know that whoever gave it to you wants you to get VD, (venereal
>> disease), so the first thing to do it punch them in the face.
>>
>> 2. Take a hammer and immediately beat the DVD until its at least 25
>> pieces.
>>
>> 3. Build a large fire and burn the pieces from the damn thing, being
>> careful not to inhale the toxic, radioactive smoke.
>>
>> 4. Wash you hands carefully using a strong detergent to remove any
>> radioactive waste.
>>
>> 5. Find the asshole that gave you that DVD and beat the fuck out of
>> them one more time for causing you all that trouble.
>>
>> Note: If someone also gives you a DVD playing machine, immediately cut
>> the cord off of it, wrap the cord around the neck of that person that
>> gave it to you and hang them with the cord. Once they are hanging, be
>> sure to plug the cord into an outlet so insure they die.
>>
>>
>
>My daughter has ask for the TV series "24". Should I not buy them for her?
Definately not. Just because she asked for it, wont stop her from
beating the crap out of you after she gets it. Besides, why would you
want to give your daughter the DREADED VENEREAL DISEASE !
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