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Posted by Eddie on 11/08/06 19:59
On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:30:37 GMT, "dadiOH" <dadiOH@guesswhere.com>
wrote:
>Eddie wrote:
>
>>>>>> btw, tried calling 'ya but keep
>>>>>> getting "called failed" on my cell ph.
>>>>>
>>>>> So use a land line, they work :)
>>>> I don't have a long distance carrier. Cell ph. has free long
>>>> distance. The days of long distance on a land line went out about
>>>> the same time as the dinosaurs.
>>>
>>> So you embrace technological innovation even when it doesn't work?
>>> Whatcha been smoking, buey?
>> y como sabes que no era la culpa de tu telefono buey!
>
>Porque tu recibiste el mensaje por supuesto :)
>__________
>
>> A lo menos no
>> tengo que pagar por larga distancia. No me digas que no tienes
>> celular.
>
>Te digo exactamente eso. No me gustan telefonos en general y
>especialmente los celulares.
ah que la chi - - I can see you now, down an embankment, car's upside
down, it's on fire, seatbelt is jammed, you can't get out, slowly the
gas tank leaks toward the flames, you're legs are bent, ah, but your
hand can reach out to your cell phone to call for help, but wait, it's
a dream, you really don't have a cell phone to call 911, ha, so you
yell, HELP!!, but wait, you're down 300 feet, the car will explode in
45 minutes, and no one can hear you, you will wait there in agony,
knowing that if you had a cell phone you could be rescued. But no!
you had decided that cell phones were for yuppies, or whatever they
call 'em in FLA and you refused to buy one. So now you slide a CD
containing 15 of your favorite jazz songs into your car CD player and
listen to Duke Ellington play away while you await your fate. But
wait again, M comes to the rescue as she got ejected when the car
plunged downward and she secretly had obtained a cell phone. So she
quickly dials 911 only to find that there is no signal.
Eddie
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