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Posted by Bob on 12/22/05 18:38
On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:34:01 -0600, oldtimer007@oldfart.com wrote:
>Did you know that anyone that gives you a DVD is doing it because they
>hate you? Yes, dVD is a sexually transmitted disease. These people
>want you to have this horrible disease. If someone gives you a DVD,
>it's an INSULT. Take the DVD and smash it in their face, being sure
>to draw blood. Then tell them to leave and never come back.
>Be sure not to get any of their blood on yourself, they are likely
>infected with VD.
>
>If you bought a DVD for someone, return it, or YOU will get it smashed
>in your face.
>
>DVDs MUST be banned....
>DVDs are the work of satanic sexual perverts.
The better half of you dripped down your mother's leg.
--
Our revels now are ended. These are actors as I foretold
you were all spirits and are melted into air, into thin air,
and like the baseless fabric of this vision, the cloud-capped
towers, the gorgeous palaces, the solemn temples, the great
globe itself, yea, and all that it inherits, has dissolved,
and like this insubstantial pageant faded, leaves not a rack
behind. We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little
life is rounded with a sleep.
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