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Posted by POD {ҿ} on 12/23/06 00:02
DH <nowhere@nohow.com> once tried to test me. I ate their liver with
some fava beans and a nice chianti
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all ... and a fiscally successful, personally
> fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
> the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect
> for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
> society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our
> country is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
> great country in the Western or any other hemisphere), and without
> regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
> faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
>
> This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
> period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
> greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor
> shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian
> celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or
> ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack
> thereof).
>
> DISCLAIMER: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the
> following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or
> withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at
> any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is
> freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
>
> This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement
> any of the wishes for the wishee, him/herself or others, or
> responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the
> implementation or non-implementation of same.
>
> This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
>
> In accordance with enviromental policies procedures and practices no
> trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a
> significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
>
>
> DH
Very good!
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Thank you kindly
POD {ҿ}
.`..`..`..`..`..`..`.
Oh people, know that you have committed great sins.
If you ask me what proof I have for these words,
I say it is because I am the punishment of God.
If you had not committed great sins,
God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
.`..`..`..`..`..`..`.
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