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Posted by MassiveProng on 04/13/07 03:57
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 19:28:22 -0400, Derek Janssen <ejanss@comcast.net>
Gave us:
>Doug Jacobs wrote:
>
>> In alt.video.dvd Lamey <viking@yourass.net> wrote:
>>
>>>More netkopping? You're such a dipshit.
>>
>> I think of him as more of one of those little yappy dogs. You know the type.
>> They're the ones that will wait for you to encroach on "their territory", run
>> up to you and yap incessantly at you ankle. They're more of a minor
>> annoyance than anything else. Most people just ignore him, despite his
>> constant multi-post replies which contain little more than repitive,
>
>Repetitive, in that, by dictionary definition, it follows the same pattern:
>1) Anyone new he sees posting he calls "retard", or wacky variation
>thereupon...It's FUN!
>2) Anyone who brags about a piece of hardware just can't compete with
>his COOL PSP, and all the ways he can use it!
>3) Anyone who mentions a new piece of computer hardware just can't
>compete with all his kewl retro gadgets he still uses!
>4) Anyone who mentions cool downloading or movie piracy, he'll extol the
>virtues of his Big, Big Geek Collection by using his new favorite word
>"Equity, equity!"--Even though the last time he did, we pointed out that
>DVD's pretty much become worthless in resale value overnight, and he
>promptly changed the subject.
>
>...There--Now I've removed all possible suspense about what he'll say
>next, so you don't have to respond to his threads just to find out.
>You can all thank me later.) :)
>
>> profanity laden insults.
>
>Or, to put it another way:
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>And remember back to the pre-Jon Stewart "Daily Show", and the Internet
>reports from "Lord Viper Scorpion"?...
>
>...Just sayin', is all.
>
>Derek Janssen ("Fear my keyboard wrath!")
>ejanss@comcast.net
Said the retard that thinks his exit sign off is "cool".
You possess all the wrath of a freshly laid turd, boy.
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