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Posted by The Great Attractor on 05/23/07 02:03
On Tue, 22 May 2007 23:04:14 -0000, Doug Jacobs <djacobs@shell.rawbw.com>
wrote:
>Wild Coyote <Wild_Coyote@thezone.net> wrote:
>> Just curious.
>
>Just made a huge table in Excel.
You're an idiot.
>
>The columns are: Title, Discs, Thickness Watched and Notes
Nobody cares what you E-1 grade attempts consist of.
>Title is self explanatory.
Yes. Your title is RETARD.
>Discs is how many discs in the title. This includes special feature
>discs, or multiple discs in a TV season box.
Just use an existing database, dipshit.
>Thickness is how many standard DVD cases wide is the case.
We thought it was your skull thickness.
> Your typical
>movie will have a thickness of "1"
Bullshit.
>whereas a slimcase boxset might have a
>thickness of "3.5". Useful for determining how much storage is needed
>when most furniture simply says "holds 250 DVDs".
You actually buy that crap? Bwuahahahaha!
> Easy enough to
>translate back into inches or centimeters as well.
Easier to keep singles and boxed sets separated.
>Watched is simply a field to track when's the last time I've watched a
>particular title.
You must be suffering from senility AND Alzheimer's
> Can also be useful to determine if a disc is worth
>holding onto or not,
You're a fucking retard. Your ol' lady needs to make an entry in this
field regarding you.
> if it hasn't been watched lately (or ever,
>unfortunately...)
Fortune? Do you think you know what that word means?
>Notes can hold things like whether a disc is non-Region1,
Bwuahahahahah! No shit? "notes" can do that?
> if it's been
>lent to someone,
Dumbass.
> or is part of a boxset (eg. Mel Brook's Collection)
You need to find a tall bridge and rid the world of your stupidity, boy.
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