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Posted by dickcheney on 10/19/07 05:34
Last week I bought a DVD player/recorder. My dick started to burn the
next day. I went to the doctor today and was told that I have VD.
The doctor suggested that I was having sex with other women, when I
only do it with my wife. When I told the doctor that it started as
soon as I bought the DVD, he told me that is the reason and said DVD's
cause VD, which is why they were named as they are.
It looks like I will have to take penisillin for the next week and
toss the DVD machine in the garbage now. I dont mind the peniscillin
but throwing a $200 machine in the garbage upsets me.
From now on, I will stick to VHS.
Dick
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