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Posted by Vinella on 02/25/06 14:51
> How to enhance shareholder value:
>
> 1) First you terminate all talented people because they are paid the most.
> Make the incompetent buttlickers lots of overtime to make up for the loss
> of talented people.
Circuit City
> 2) Cut back on customer service, especially anything that enhances the
> bottom line. Outsource tech support, IT, accounting, etc.
Dell
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> 3) Sell off everything to raise one-time cash.
Too many to mention.
> 4) Freeze worker pensions.
IBM
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> 5) Sell out the moment the stock hits a peak.
Google
> 6) Snorkel in the Caymans or yodel in the Alps the rest of your wealthy
> life.
Anybody with brains.
Vin
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