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Posted by Hammerer on 03/29/06 20:02
"gregfarr" <gregfarr@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:76ml22tkn6geq8bcf6m2psv5rg1g6bib8b@4ax.com
>
> On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:04:20 +0100, "Hammerer"
> <hammerer@hammeringHQ.com> wrote:
>
> >
> > "gregfarr" <gregfarr@comcast.net> merrily wrote in message
> > news:ui7j22dlg5va7c363j4h5664m5egr79hr7@4ax.com
> > >
> > > On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:32:02 +0100, "Hammerer"
> > > <hammerer@hammerering.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > "gregfarr" <gregfarr@comcast.net> whittered in message
> > > > news:5reh22hontga2pt0pur5s377nuerqleouk@4ax.com
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm sure the Hammer will take note.
> > > > >
> > > > Yes. I did, Greg. And can I just say I loved the whole, crazed post?
> > > > >
> > > > > Can you give me some more speed, please?
> > > > > Can you give me some more CABLE speed, please?
> > > > > Can you give me some real T-1 speed, please?
> > > > > Can you give me some real T-3 speed, please?
> > > > > How bout some more speed, that is unless your limited by 56k or
> > > > > similar. Can you give me some more CABLE speed, please, the
> > > > > third fastest one extant, which means that you could give
> > > > > me 8-10 with no
> > > > > trouble, so what's the problem?
> > > > > Can you give me some more T-1 CABLE speed, please, the second
> > > > > fastest one extant, which means that you could give me 20-30 with
> > > > > no trouble, so what's the problem?
> > > > > Can you give me some more T-3 CABLE speed, please, the fastest
> > > > > one extant, which means that you could give me 30-50 with no
> > > > > trouble, so what's the problem?
> > > > > Can you give me some more CABLE speed, please? That is unless
> > > > > you don't know how.
> > > > > lambire mio palle
> > > > > lick my balls in Ita
> > > > >
> > > > > These are the snippits I have written over the yrs to stimulate
> > > > > uploaders.
> > > > >
> > > > Yes. I can imagine you writing all of the above, Greg. It's all so
> > > > . . . . so . . . . YOU. I'm particularly impressed by the "How bout
> > > > some more speed, that is unless your limited by 56k or similar".
> > > > That's going to keep me chortling for weeks, that is.
> > > > >
> > > > > Are you actually capable of running Winmx? If not I have some
> > > > > notes.
> > > > >
> > > > > If you don't know how to set up Winmx, I have some notes.
> > > > >
> > > > > Setting Outgoing Bandwidth; Settings/File Transfers/Bandwidth
> > > > > Throttle/Limit outgoing bandwidth; either uncheck box, or
> > > > > increase the number to 30000 or more depending on how many you
> > > > > share. This number goes up a lot for Cable, and much more for T1,
> > > > > T3, or you can leave it unchecked, and winmx will adjust it for
> > > > > you. Winmx is fair, and dosen't take too much.
> > > > >
> > > > > A good number for DSL is 4-5, altho I've gotten 15. A good
> > > > > number for Cable is 10, tho I've gotten 20. T-1, T3 are
> > > > > very fast, and can easily give 30-50.
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > But I imagine the above 4 were written *to* you. Am I right?
> > > >
> > >
> > > never had a complaint, except after I post one of my notes.
> > >
> > I know what you mean, Greg. No-one EVER complains about me if I don't
> > post smarmy shit to newsgroups, or don't send smarmy PM's to fellow
> > peers on P2P networks. But after I post them - complaints galore! It's
> > the way of the world, alas.
> > >
> > > Just today, a cheap fuck giving me 2.xx from a T-3.
> > >
> > It's a fucking sin - that's what it is, Greg. You know, call me Mr.
> > Paranoid, or whatever, but I'm beginning to think that some of those
> > guys who say they've got T-3 connections have *really* got 56K modems!
> > Yes! I know, I know . . . . it's unlikely, but that's the way I'm
> > beginning to think.
> >
> > Here's a transcript of a recent, unfortunate debacle I had on WinMX to
> > illustrate the point. I think I was very reasonable, and sensible about
> > the whole thing - but all I got was abuse.
> >
> > Me : "Hey! Shithead! Yes - you! Mr. T-3 Speedy Gonzo-les! One upload -
> > to me only - and all I'm getting is *0.3*?! What the fuck?!"
> > ------
> > SpeedyT3Gonzales : "i hav the t3 conectin fast i am spedy gonzalez
> > t3!!!!!!!!"
> > ------
> > Me : "Is that right? Well, fuck YOU! Either you start pumping some
> > 'extreme upload' to me NOW or you can wave ta-ta to what you've been
> > leeching from ME for the last 6 hours at 4.1, you wank!"
> > ------
> > SpeedyT3Gonzales : "u canot use a wimmx propar what is the lleechign
> > wank?"
> > ------
> > Me : "Welcome to the Shitfile, you arse! 5...4...3...2...1... <zonk!>"
> > ------
> >
> > Ha! He won't be messin' with ME no more, Greg! It's the only way to deal
> > with them, you know.
> >
>
> You know, when I can watch every kinda TV show from day thru nite,
> and never get more than a sly smile, and then you can cause me ot lol,
> that says something.
>
The only way to laugh while watching TV, Greg, is to watch news programs. A
constant source of merriment.
>
> As far as speedy, you offended the fuck.
>
Don't see how, Greg. If he got offended by my perfectly reasoned arguments
then it's all his fault.
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