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Posted by Hammerer on 12/15/06 21:16
"jbclem" <jbclem1@charter.net> HTML-posted
in message news:tNmgh.64$tq4.57@newsfe03.lga
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> I'm currently using MusicMatch Jukebox and I'm looking for a music
> playing program that doesn't have all the silly stylistic restrictions.
>
I wish *I* had a music program with stylistic restrictions. Awful bloody
band. The one I use has Gladys Knight and the Pips restrictions, but it's no
good as I actually like a couple of their songs.
>
> But forget skins. I'm don't need the program to resemble a car radio,
>
Well'm, that's'm an'm easy'm one'm to'm cure'm. Simply'm use'm another'm
skin'm.
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> or the inner colors of someones vagina.
>
I know what you mean. If there's one thing I can't stand it's having a music
player that's based around a pic of the inner colours of someone's vagina.
What you need is "CockPlayer" - have you heard of it? It's a music player,
but - and this is the clever bit - it's based around a pic of a huge cock.
The author claims it's a Red-Island Rooster, but to be honest it looks more
like a Rhode-Island Red to me. I guess some people just don't know their
cocks as well as I do. That's racism towards chickens, that is, and should
be illegal.
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> I'm listening to music, not watching it.
>
You should re-think that strategy, you know. If you download "ArsePlayer",
you get a function which enables you to show a pic of a great big arse that
wobbles on the bass notes. It's well funny.
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> I'd like a program that doesn't insert an unremovable icon in the
> Windows 2000 toolbar, one that doesn't place 5 different files in
> the Startup section of Win2000, one that doesn't need to call home
> to get the latest news (and advertisements) every 10 minutes.
>
If you could get all that, but it still showed the inner colours of
someone's vagina, would that be OK? It's just that, sometimes, you have to
settle for second best. Pain in the arse; that's what it is.
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> In short, I'm looking for the impossible.
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"ImpossiblePlayer"? Don't be ridiculous. No-one in their right mind would
want, let alone create, a player with such a ridiculous name. You're not
taking any of this seriously, are you? Some people.
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> Is there such a thing?
>
Nah. If I were you, I'd forget about music players and just download some
porn. Nothing that shows the inner colours of someone's vagina, mind.
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