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Posted by The One on 12/15/06 22:59
Yawn, Yawn, yanker.
"Hammerer" <hammerer {AT} hammering {DOT} com> wrote in message
news:sc4p645kvzdv56d.151220062116@No_vaginas_in_music_players!...
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> "jbclem" <jbclem1@charter.net> HTML-posted
> in message news:tNmgh.64$tq4.57@newsfe03.lga
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>> I'm currently using MusicMatch Jukebox and I'm looking for a music
>> playing program that doesn't have all the silly stylistic restrictions.
>>
> I wish *I* had a music program with stylistic restrictions. Awful bloody
> band. The one I use has Gladys Knight and the Pips restrictions, but it's
> no
> good as I actually like a couple of their songs.
>>
>> But forget skins. I'm don't need the program to resemble a car radio,
>>
> Well'm, that's'm an'm easy'm one'm to'm cure'm. Simply'm use'm another'm
> skin'm.
>>
>> or the inner colors of someones vagina.
>>
> I know what you mean. If there's one thing I can't stand it's having a
> music
> player that's based around a pic of the inner colours of someone's vagina.
> What you need is "CockPlayer" - have you heard of it? It's a music player,
> but - and this is the clever bit - it's based around a pic of a huge cock.
> The author claims it's a Red-Island Rooster, but to be honest it looks
> more
> like a Rhode-Island Red to me. I guess some people just don't know their
> cocks as well as I do. That's racism towards chickens, that is, and should
> be illegal.
>>
>> I'm listening to music, not watching it.
>>
> You should re-think that strategy, you know. If you download "ArsePlayer",
> you get a function which enables you to show a pic of a great big arse
> that
> wobbles on the bass notes. It's well funny.
>>
>> I'd like a program that doesn't insert an unremovable icon in the
>> Windows 2000 toolbar, one that doesn't place 5 different files in
>> the Startup section of Win2000, one that doesn't need to call home
>> to get the latest news (and advertisements) every 10 minutes.
>>
> If you could get all that, but it still showed the inner colours of
> someone's vagina, would that be OK? It's just that, sometimes, you have to
> settle for second best. Pain in the arse; that's what it is.
>>
>> In short, I'm looking for the impossible.
>>
> "ImpossiblePlayer"? Don't be ridiculous. No-one in their right mind would
> want, let alone create, a player with such a ridiculous name. You're not
> taking any of this seriously, are you? Some people.
>>
>> Is there such a thing?
>>
> Nah. If I were you, I'd forget about music players and just download some
> porn. Nothing that shows the inner colours of someone's vagina, mind.
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